What is Eben?
1.
An abnormal normal name for an abnormal person. Usually quiet and free spirited.
Often mistaken for "Even"
Theres Eben again, why look at him dance...
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2.
1. chinese for abnormally retarded
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3.
1) See SHUMP
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.
Eben is a shump.
Random Words:
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fucking hilarious.
More fun to say than "filarious"
But, the "F" HAS to be capital, or you'll just look like ..