What is Ebenezer Ball Squeezer?
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that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
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Humping someone with your clothes on.
Tom and Sara were dry farming.
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A state of being characterized by perpetual youth. Said of one in a positional sense afflicted by neotony.
Todd could turn his lawn mow..
