What is Ebenezer Ball Squeezer?
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that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
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Two of the most dreaded words in the English language. You have lost your job.
Even the hint of a "Your Fired" moment strikes..
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When almost sexually gets off but doesn't quite make it.
The female version of blue balls.
I had so much trouble getting my girlf..
