What is Ebenezer Ball Squeezer?
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that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
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Random Words:
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get on with it; stop wasting time
shortened form of "pull your finger out of your ass"
(apparently, having your finger up yo..
