What is Ebenezer Ball Squeezer?
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that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
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Term used to describe a woman from San Antonio sucking your dick.
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The British-born fast talking and hilarously witty game reviewer currently working with The Escapist magazine.
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