What is Ebenezer Ball Squeezer?
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that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
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a response which is used when in the act of craving/wanting something or someone.
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To urinate publicly on the image or likeness of a reviled person
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