What is Ebenezer Ball Squeezer?
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that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
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Usually occurs sometime in your twenties, a few years out of school and still feel as though you're waiting for you're life to..
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The Eternal One, a sword-carrying angelichero who is often found in the company of one KijiLinn
That Eternitian is a nice guy...
