What is Ebenezer Ball Squeezer?
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that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
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A term of affection. Derived from the word 'nigger'.
Oh you're the best little pile of niggery noodles I've ever me..
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To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!
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