Eberos

What is Eberos?


1.

Origin: Eber (fourth generation) with ties to the Spanish monarchy. Expelled from Spain after numerous incidents with open cupboards.

Eberos, why art thou opening the cupboard for the broom whilst seeking the bread and marmite.

2.

An eating machine. Will eat anything and everything, resulting in the copying of the eating habits of people close by.

Known to have some psychic ability. Is able to predict what people are going to have for dinner, allowing him to make a pre-emptive copycat meal.

WARNING: Often found stark naked apart from a strategically placed clock!

Hey Eberos, I was gonna have a meatshaketonight!

Eberos, I don't want you to show me the time on your cock clock!


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