What is E.b.f.?
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everything-but-fuck(ing)
Describes sexual activity that rounds all the bases but doesn't cross the plate.
How was your spring break?
Awful, my girlfriend hooked up with this guy while I was out of town.
They sleep together?
No, they e.b.f.'d, but I'm still pissed.
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east bumble fuck, the parking space where it takes two hours of walking to get from the car to the place you are going.
We were late getting to the concert so we had to park in E.B.F.
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