What is Ebf?
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EBF, less commonly known as "Epic bodily fail", is a rare disorder brought about by excessive consumption of the 3 godly fluids, Coca-cola, cherry coke and Dr Pepper. Caffeine and glucose dominate the white blood cells in the blood stream, resulting in a cataclysmic meltdown of bodily functions, and eventually death. Be careful kids!
EBF claimed its 1st victim in 2007, when litte Timmy Turner overdosed on cherry coke on his 8th bday. An unfortunate loss im sure you'll agree...
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Excessive Back Fat
Studies show that the leading cause of death for Middle Eastern men is EBF syndrome.
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East Butt Fuck, (West Butt Fuck may also be used if said place is to your west)
" Why the hell did it take you so long to get here?"
"Sorry man, my last job was in EBF"
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