Eblowjob

What is Eblowjob?


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The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scorkyourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheelswho deserved it in the first place.

I just shit onJason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktailwhen I get off of work. Hussah!

There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!

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