What is E-bomb?
1.
E, Ex, X, XTC, Ecstasy. Depending on the kind you take will determine you dancing or sitting, but you're guarenteed a good time.
Aw man, I was rollin' so hard on e-bomb last night.
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2.
That which is dropped when a female totally flips out about something very insignificant. Derived from estrogen bomb, this type of bomb can be accompanied by loud shrieking, irrational speech, and possibly b!tch slapping.
Girl: OMFG, you bough my burger with onions?!?! You are a total idiot, that's like the billionth time you've done it! I frickin hate you! (SLAP)
Guy: Pick off the onions and quit dropping e-bombs everywhere.
3.
A nonlethal weapon of mass destruction that produces an EMP, which wipes out any electronic device within the blast radius.
The weapon is silent, and if dropped above Kansas, one could wipe out all electronics in the USA, essentially pushing us back to the 1800s. Even cars would be permanently fried, except for deisels and some older models. And the possibility that terrorists would use this is overwhelming, as all you need is money and brains, and terrorists have plenty of both.
You come home and turn on the TV. Then the lights go out, but the TV still glows eerily, its been overloaded. Your cell phone feels very hot, its battery also overloaded. You look out the window and see that almost all the traffic has stopped,at least gasoline powered ones made after 1990. You recognize the signs of an e-bomb strike and look for your survival kit and gun.
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4.
When under the influence of ecstasty...
You make yourself super lightheaded by breathing in and out really fast, then stand up while somebody suffocates your from behind. You pass out and wake back up hallucinating balls.
You want an e-bomb?
Sure!
-sits down-
Heeve ho, heeve ho, -stands up and strangled-
OMGGGGG!!!
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