E-bonics

What is E-bonics?


1.

Electronic ebonics, or the practice of reducing normal, comprehensible sentences into a few choice letters and symbols. Punctuation is optional and often discouraged. This form of communication began with instant messenging systems but has spread to other forms of dialogue, making it far more annoying.

Guy 1: omfg im n luv wit dis gurl

Guy 2: Are you retarded? Gurl isn't even short for anything. You just spelled it wrong for the sake of being a dumbass. You need to ditch the e-bonics.

See e-tard, language, lazy, illiterate, wonder weasel

2.

internet slang

I can barely understand what you are spitting yo, you are speakin' in some type E-bonics that I can't comprehend!

See slang, internet, ebonics, bullshit, interweb


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