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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
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When a man or woman has mastered all possible fetishes with the male scrotum, he / she will then be crowned a "scrotum champ"..
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A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.
I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterba..