What is Eburg?
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A boring small town in Maryland, properly named "Eldersburg." It's extremely safe, but there's nothing to do there except perhaps go visit the very large amount of surrounding farmland. Kids there, lacking almost any other fun things to do, frequently have parties and get drunk/high. Also known by high-school residents as "The Burg."
Person One: What should we do tonight?
Person Two: There's nothing _to_ do man, this is Eldersburg.
