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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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A mathematical theorem stating that any given number may equal any other number. This theorem can also be used on itself, meaning it ..
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A.K.A. brown pounder
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Dildo/phallus consisting of a prophylactic tightly filled with one's shits. AKA "Shitstick", &q..
