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Generally what really, really, ridiculously good-looking women do to super duper awesome guys.
Hot woman: Knock knock.
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Instead of :) and :(, japanaese people use these smileys:
(^_^)v!(^^)!(@_@)(-_-):-O:-((^-^)(~o~)(*_*)(=_=)(?_?)(>_<)(^O^)(^_-):-)..