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Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass
I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and ..
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When a man eats out a woman when she is on her period.
Harry: Hey sammy can i eat you out?
Sammy: Yeah, but im on my period...
Harry:..
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Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.
Dude you remember the girl from special ed...