Eckythump

What is Eckythump?


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1. An ancient Lancastrian martial art with heavy emphasis on the use of a black pudding as weaponry. Actually created by The Goodiesas a spoof of the many forms of martial art that were doing the rounds in the seventies.

Tim (to Bill): "I'm not calling you Ee Bah Goom!"

Bill: "ECKY THUMP!!" (belts Tim with black pudding)

Tim: "Flippin heck!"

Bill: "Oh no no no. (points to flat-capped guard at door) That's

Flippin'

Heck, him over there!"


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