What is Eckythump?
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1. An ancient Lancastrian martial art with heavy emphasis on the use of a black pudding as weaponry. Actually created by
Tim (to Bill): "I'm not calling you Ee Bah Goom!"
Bill: "ECKY THUMP!!" (belts Tim with black pudding)
Tim: "Flippin heck!"
Bill: "Oh no no no. (points to flat-capped guard at door) That's
Flippin'
Heck, him over there!"
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A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea
Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"
Person 2: "Yeah te..