Eclair

What is Eclair?


1.

One fecal unit (a turd) with a thick layer of semen ejaculated onto it; in a straight line, waves, squiggles, or zigzags if you so wish. Don't forget a doily!

To make an eclair one fecal unit should be exerted onto a decorated plate, with a semen deposit neatly extracted onto the top of it.

See turd, semen, dessert, feces, cake, dumpster diver

2.

An attractive, adorable, young gay woman. The stereotypical éclair is 18-25, slender with curves, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. An éclair is the girl equivalent to the twink.

I'd like you to meet my éclair...I mean, my girlfriend.

See éclair, twink, adorable, girl, gay

3.

An Éclair is a variation of the Blumkin. Instead of pooping however, one tries to vomit on top of the head of the lady sucking their penis at the time of orgasm. Creating a Glaze on top of the head, and filling the inside with cream.

If you want to give your lady an Eclair, this is how you would do it. When you start to feel like you are about to orgasm, stick your finger down your throat so you can vomit on your felaciator at the exact moment of your 'Ba struaghmp!' This skill may take time to coordinate, so practice at home before taking this signature move to the streets.

If you are ever successful in turning the misses into an éclair, you will have only moments until her initial shock wears off. We suggest you use this precious time to pull up your pants and run because she will attempt to murder you after she wipes off her glaze and spits out the cream filling. The combination of purging and exercise is also a great way to lose weight.

See eclair, vomit, blumkin, bj, blow job, Éclair

4.

Similar to when people call others 'Oreos' where someone is black on the outside but white and nerdy on the inside. An eclair is this: Black on top (skin color) White inside (Nerdy and uncool) yellow on bottom (small package) A major diss.

Dude Michael is such an eclair, i bet he still lives with his mom.

See oreo, lemon, white chocolate, rice crispy, black


89

Random Words:

1. A sexual fantasy over which one obsesses. My girlfriend has an obfantasy about a possition she was in during last night's lovin&ap..
1. A person who poos his/her pants And often raps little children you just shat ur pants (doin a mitchell walbancke) See mitchell walban..
1. A very difficult sex stunt usually performed by a male named Zach. To perform this incredible feat, a female must lay on her back with h..