What is Eclecticer?
1.
One who is a baby-step up from frat and sorority bros and hos. Indie-chicks who snort hardwood cocaine (literally "cocaine off the floor,") Sets an apathetic example for impressionable nascent hipsters desiring the warm wombic envelopment of cigarrette smoke and sweaty mosh-pits.
"Did you see those Walkmen groupies? They were such Eclecticers...."
