What is E-closure?
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the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.
Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.
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Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard That My Head Nearly Exploded
guy 1: did you see that movie last night?
guy 2: yeah it was so funny t..
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The act of masterbation.
I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.
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Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.
I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt ..
