What is E-closure?
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the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.
Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.
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having had sexual relations with a slut or unattractive person, no longer making them available to hook up with
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