What is E-closure?
1.
the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.
Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.
See
Random Words:
1.
To land a patch of vomit down the side of ones vehicle. May contain but not limited to corn, fast food, funky pickle pizza, 711 sub chun..
1.
jumping on a futon
Stop "jigaboggan" on the futon...
See bouncing, sitting, tumbling, sleeping..
