E-closure

What is E-closure?


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the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.

Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.

See relationship, boyfriend, girlfriend, divorce, separation


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