What is E-closure?
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the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.
Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.
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someone with long gross fingers who likes to touch people.
The kid sitting behind me was all lasagna hands with me.
See touchy feely, ..
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A single turd that takes over 22 minutes to force out.
Raul- Hey Darren wats taking you so long on the shitter?
Darren- FUCKING ROOPIT..
