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6 dollar shirts suck so much-they look like shit and have a smelly hobo who probably smells like shirt wearing one of em.
person 1: hey..
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the act of masturbation
When I read that hot email you wrote me, I had to go fold some laundry...
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See Lose the plot.
Dad completely lost the plot when he saw my picture on the front of the porno DVD...