E-crack

What is E-crack?


1.

Devastatingly addictive and time-sucking internet sites such as Facebook and Second Life. You think you can just try it a few times and before you know it you have to do it before breakfast, and instead of lunch. You cruise the PTA meeting for new Mob Wars victims, and find sleep no longer matters. These sites are responsible for much of the decline in American productivity. No manufacturing base left because we all have to work in offices with computers so we can check out LOLcats or youtube. Better yet, work at home to minimize the chances of the boss seeing your amazing porn sites.

Q: How's the family?

A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!

See addiction, crackbook, pornography, black hole

2.

a video game so addicting the only thing stopping you from playing it is your console or computer frezzing up

jim played that e-crack 15 strait hours before it froze up and he passed out

See e, crack, crackhead


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