What is Ecuador?
1.
Home to the original Inca Empire most beautiful galapagos islands, and monument dedicated to the equator. Lead exporter of bananas and petroleum. (among many other things)
Where else can you stand on the equator, eat the purest banana, and walk where Atahualpa, Pizarro, and Darwin came in awe of the garden of eden (ecuador).
The Spanish came in with their wips and raped the shit out of ecuador. Stole their gold, raped the women, and destroyed a celestial empire made in the mountains.
2.
The best country in the world. It is home to a superior race of men who is beginning world domination in Rochester, Minnesota and in Rogers, (the whole) Arkansas.
Meneando la pera
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3.
the illest country in the world eat that cuy
Ecuador is the illest country
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4.
When a man performs oral sex on a woman while she lies on her stomach. While he licks her vagina, his nose is in her ass.
Last night, she fell asleep on her belly so I gave her an ecuador.
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