What is Ed Cheese?
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The prodigious amount of cheese found on the head of an uncut dirty (sometimes mexican)penis. This cheese differs from ordinary head cheese in that it is primarily found on whiny cobnobblers with thick moustaches and glasses.
I just hate clip-on ties, pisses me off like a bitch.... Goddamnit, my Ed cheese is dripping again.
Why yes, Ed cheese and
nut butter makes for a very tasty sandwich. Can you peel off the crust first please?