Ed Hardy Edit Meaning

1.

A tragically hip LA Based clothing brand.The brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with CHROME HEARTS,AFFLICTION,JUICY...etc.Has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.Has become a status signifier amongst BMER/BENZ driving club kids who still live at home.Cougar MILFScan be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. The preferred clothing of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION.

NEWPORT BEACH/UCI HOTTIE:"My mom's in Aspen...but she just leased me this new C-CLASS-and left me the Amex for some shopping."

MUSCULAR TATTED OUT ACTOR WANNABE LOSER BOYFRIEND WITH HIDEOUSLY SPIKED HAIR:"Kewl! let's go down on Melrose.

I need a new ED HARDY tee."

See fashion, douchebags, clothing, style, tacky

2.

A douchebag brand NOT worn by hipsters. Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.

The average person who wears Ed Hardy probably thinks he's "hardcore" and the girls who wear them are Trendwhores. If you have an Ed Hardy shirt, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture, guess what? You are a douche. Please log off earth.

Please consider respectable clothing by WeSC, APC, and Nudie. They are around the same price range but don't scream douchebag, AND won't rip up in about a week.

Trendwhore: "Omg! Ashlee I totally like got this ed hardy purse to match my juicy shirt and true religions! I'm gonna totally like match this to my uggs!"

Douche: "Bro your Fauxhawk and Ed Hardy shirt are SICK! Lets spray ourselves with axe and hit up melrose!"

See douche, trendwhore, melrose, bitch, true religion

3.

An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think Hot Topic but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and "starving artists" in Hollywood. The brand is known for it's idiotic and faux hard core "tattoo-print" t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. Ashley Tisdale is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.

Soon-to-be-hipster: I know! Instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about I throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at Ed Hardy's?

See tacky, tattoo

4.

The ugliest clothing line, EVER. It's an overly expensive brand that features stupid logos like skulls, snakes, and hearts (fucking gothic). I don't give a fuck how expensive the clothes are - you look like a douchebag.

GothicBoy - Hey, where did you get your hoody? Hot Topic?

Wannabe - No! It's Ed Hardy. I got it online for $175! That's not including 1 day shipping!

See ugly, affliction, juicy, expensive, stupid, rich, niggers, goth, skulls, jewish, jew

5.

1. A brand of clothing worn solely by douche bags.

2. A determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave.

3. A clothing line that says: "Sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay!" and "These jeans with this heart on them are not queer!"

4. A way to tell other men to punch you In the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die.

5. A means of repelling women.

6. Rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers.

7. Clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay sex.

8. A way for all douche bags all over the world to say "I'm an individual."

Jennifer: "How good is this club?"

Jessica: "there are tons of guys in there wearing Ed hardy."

Jennifer: "that’s it were leaving, I'm never going to come here again."

Roger: "Hey baby, check out my cool Ed hardy shirt!"

Jane: "DIE!" (proceeds to kick him in the nuts until every bone in her foot shatters.)

See douchebag, clothes, gay

6.

A clothing brand inspired by Don Ed Hardy's tattoo work, and made into a designer brand by Christian Audigier.

For the people who say that people are "trendwhores" for wearing Ed Hardy; don't bash the people who can afford nice clothes, when you're stuck with the Wal-Mart brand. Since when is having money a reason to bash people? And, since when is liking a certain STYLE OF CLOTHING a reason to make people feel bad? If you don't like the style, do the rest of the sane people in the world a favor and keep your mouth shut. Get off your mom's computer and go do something outside instead of talking trash about a clothing brand you can't afford.

Girl: Ed Hardy is great. I love the designs.

Idiot: OMG! You trendwhore!

Girl: Um. Okay.

See ed, hardy, trendwhore, expensive

7.

Ed Hardy is a clothing brand created by Christian Audigier. The name was based off of Don Ed Hardy who is known as the the godfather of modern tattoo. Christian Audigier has brought tattoo design to clothes with this brand. The shirts typically have a unique design on them. The jeans and pants have random designs on the back pockets or upper thigh. Ed Hardy is one of the brands owned by Christian Audigier. The brands of his include Crystal Rock, Christian Audigier, Smer, Paco Chicano, C-bar-A and of course, Ed Hardy.

To those bashers, chill. If you don't like the brand what is the point in bashing it? If you think it's overpriced the solution is simple, look online for cheaper prices or just don't buy the clothes. Don't whine and complain because you can't afford them, that helps nobody and makes you look really pathetic.

Girl 1: I want to get that Ed Hardy shirt.

Girl 2: Which one? The yellow 'koi' tee?

Girl 1: Yeah.

See ed, hardy, christian, smer, crystal, rock, paco, chicano