Ed Reed

What is Ed Reed?


1.

Amazing safety who plays for the Baltimore Ravens and in just 3 years in the NFL he is among the best and has a defensive player of the year award.

Ed Reed set an NFL record for longest interception return ever of 106 yards against the Clevland Browns.

2.

The Free Safety/Strong Safety/Cornerback/Entire secondary for the Baltimore Ravens. Has a bigger intercetion radius than if you were to put every Detroit Lion player that ever played on the field... together.

Guy: You wanna hear a joke?

Guy2: Sure why not

Guy: Do you know why Ed Reed never had flees?

Guy2: Idk why?

Guy: Because he'd just pick them off

Guy2:Lame... but true

(Highfive)

See ed reed, ballhawk, safety, secondary, nfl, mvp, defense

3.

A dominating ballhawk of the Baltimore Ravens who seems to terrorize quarterbacks by picking them off for touchdowns.

Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(D. McNabb throws an interception to Ed Reed)

Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Damn it, I'm benching you!"

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(Ed Reed intercepts from K. Kolb for 108 yard touchdown)

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Goddamn it!"

See donovan mcnabb, interception, ballhawk

4.

the baddest safety of all time, he ruins lives

look at the dark sombitch ed reed, he just ran back a 108 interception!

See black, dark, meat, gristle, bamf


85

Random Words:

1. acronym, Pissing (or piss) in my pants laughing ecstatically. Em: that joke was so funny it made me p.i.m.p.l.e! See lol, laugh, acron..
1. the state of overly excersising in mastrubation "hey, she is hypersexual!" "yeah well im hypermasturbatory!" See ..
1. A person who repairs computers for a living. Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair. See computer tech..
Book Banner