What is Eddison?
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A handsome guy...oh wait. Piss on my brother.
This guy's perfect match starts with the letters start with an S ends with an N, middle name's Fag, and his first name rhymes with Even. Has an obssesion with penises, but he himself has quite a small one. Usually, men who have this name try to be unique by adding an extra D in their name, but that only goes to show that their favorite boobs are size 36D. And it also shows that they like Dicks very much. Hence the fact that he visits PenisIsland daily.
Jokes aside, he's a nice person (when you give him Steven).
I Eddisoned on my brother.
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