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A used condom found floating up on the beach.
We enjoyed a nice barefoot stroll on the beach until I felt the sickening squish of a Lon..
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The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently.
I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learn..
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a crunk person who is asleep.
"Andrew! You crunk ass pirate! Wake up you lingie dingie!"
See nape..