What is Eden Prairie?
1.
The best city in all of Minnesota. One of the richest cities in Minnesota. A lot of sports superstars live in Eden Prairie. Also has the best highschool. The football team is a dyansty. No one can stop it. Cake Eaters got nothing on Eden Prairie. Everyone just hates on Eden Prairie because they are sooooo damn good.
"GOD! I hate Eden Prairie. They are so good at everything and smart cool! I Just want to be like him", said the cake eater.
See
2.
wannabe middle-class kids who are just jealous of the amazingly superior cake-eaters. (see
that kid from eden prairie is jealous of me because im so much more fortunate than he/she.
See
