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When a man cums in his own hand then slaps his woman in the face with the handfull of baby batter
That bitch needs a frosty paw to the ..
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A device used for turning small children into dog food.
We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out...
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A girl with a dream of being a Lawyer/Philosopher..With an ex that reminds her everyday that she`s too stupid to do it...but inside she ..
