Edmonton

What is Edmonton?


1.

The capital city of Alberta, Canada

Roughly one million people

It is properly known as the City of Champions because of the five time Stanley Cup champions Edmonton Oilers. and the 11 time Grey Cup Champions Edmonton Eskimos (most in CFL)

Way better than Calgary

2.

The Capital City of Alberta it does have some issues, but it is WAY WAY WAY better than Calgary. Sports teams include the Oilers, Eskimos, Cracker Cats,etc. Has West Edmonton Mall. Riverbend od the rich area, some parts of the city are kinda bad to go to. bad infrastucture, poor planning. Mayor is currently Steven Mandel.

Go oilers!!! WOOT EDMONTON OILERS!!!! We should have won the Stanly Cup. Oh well, we will get the grey Cup this year. knock on wood.

See awsome, oilers

3.

Grim, depressing, crime ridden area of North London. Enfield Boroughs most dangerous place

person 1: I'm going into Edmonton

Person 2: Have you got your bullet-proof vest?

4.

very cool city, less sluts than calgary, but the "city of champions" thing is old and dumb. but a nice university, lots of scientific types, etc., and better clubs than calgary.

yo i'm going to see planet of the drums in edmonton this weekend, cause if i go to the one in calgary, i know i'll get in a fight with some dumbass drunk slut like i always do.

See teevee

5.

A great city with a booming economy. It is not on top of Calgary just geographically though, we have 5 stanley cups to their 1, and 13 grey cups to their 5.

Calgary(AKA Mulletgary) is full of inbred homosexuals.

Oh, you're from Edmonton, you're straight. People from Calgary like taking it in the bum from their immediate family.

See edmonton, calgary, awesome, alberta, canada

6.

A city with about a million people, quite nice. Capital of Alberta. Has the most park land on average than any city in the world. Unlike our cocky counterpart to the south Calgary we do not think we are the best city in the world, or compare ourselves with toronto or vancover. Great sports teams, nice people, moderately nice city. Can be a very nice place to live and grow up.

assclown calgarian: "we have the best city in the world"

edmontonian: " we dont have the best city in the world, but i like it here"

See edmonton, oilers, nice, moderate

7.

A north London suburb. Also shorthand for "The Death Of The Soul"

I'd rather drown myself in a bucket or sick than live in Edmonton


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