Edmonton Standard

What is Edmonton Standard?

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.

Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard

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Slumbered

1. Being under the influence of Marijuana and, or alcohol. "Man I was so slumbered last night, after the fifth blunt i was flying.&qu..

The Butterfinger

1. When your dog lays a fat dump of shit and your roomate's dog eats it up like it's a king sized butterfinger. Dude! Heidi just..

Jamaican Sand Trapped

1. U are on a beach and u dig two big fist size holes in the sand and cover them up with little branches and leaves. u wait till it gets d..

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