Edmonton Standard

What is Edmonton Standard?

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.

Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard

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Netflices

1. plural form of a netflix disc or mailer. I watched so many netflices my eyes bugged out! Will you put these netflices in the mail for ..

Validation Whore

1. A friend or (usually) co-worker who has an insatiable need for attention and kudos from others. Using tactics like martyrdom to get att..

Promasterbate

1. v. Killing time by masterbating "Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated." See masterbate, procrastinate..

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