Edmonton Standard

What is Edmonton Standard?

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.

Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard

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Zooey

1. the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad Joe: y..

Joman

1. The Hottest,sexyest,cutest,funnyest,sweetest guy in the world. nice body, hot face. Girl:Dang look at that guy! Friend:Hes deffinatly ..

Tunge

1. A rogue marijuana bud which can be found usually on the center console of a car specifically bug mobiles. Yo man check out that tunge. ..

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