Edmonton Standard

What is Edmonton Standard?

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.

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Luke, Yo Soy Tu Padre

1. What you hear when you watch Star Wars in Spanish instead of Luke, I am your father. "Luke, Yo soy tu padre" See aqueas..

Vegestalt Shift

1. A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceiv..

Escaped Convict

1. (Noun) A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will. "Dad has an escaped convict i..

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