Edmonton Standard

What is Edmonton Standard?

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.

Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard

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Uncle Porky

1. What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy. Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form...

Paracetamolling

1. When your ill you take paracetamol like every stupid 4 hours. Dick: Woah im ill need to take another paracetamol.. Fanny: Woah dick.....

Scallop

1. Instead of using random, which has been completely overused by annoying teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute -..

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