Edmonton Standard

What is Edmonton Standard?

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.

Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard

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Uzzle

1. a king of some kind of fashion - typically urban wear Yah bro im about to be the uzzle of baseball hats once i hit up skaffers See uzz..

Scoonin

1. an early morning jaunt to the pub. ah wis awa scoonin is mornin' See crittin, homeless, cunted..

Here's A Quarter Now Blow Me

1. A phrase used by myself when playing trivial pursuit. Basically meaning hey fuck you .... Jeri:Damnit you just got the green wedge Me:..

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