Edmonton Standard

What is Edmonton Standard?

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.

Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard

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