What is Edmund Burke School?
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The best private school in Washington DC.
It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is
everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models
All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy
If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.
We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.
Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us
"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"
"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"
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a private school located in Washington DC, near the van ness metro station on the red line.
primarily a small school, consisting of somewhere around 350-400 students. all the teachers are either insane or just really weird. most of the subjects are really really easy if you pay enough attention in the class. all the students have some sort of learning issue, mostly ADD or ADHD or something related to that. the school goes from 6 to 12th grade. at least 99 % of the high school section smokes weed - fact.
most of the kids are obnoxious and immature, constantly saying how other schools such as Field or Georgetown Day School "don't have shit on us". almost all the kids just listen to the same genre of music and hang out in tenlytown or bethesda over the weekend, always trying to find hot (but their actually really ugly) girls to hook up with.
Kid 1: "the edmund burke school sucks"
Kid 2: "yes."
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