Edophile

What is Edophile?


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An extremely obsessive/crazed fangirl of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. 'Edo' is the Japanese pronounciation of 'Ed', therefore creating a clever pun on the word 'pedophile'. Symptoms of an Edophile include but are not limited to:

-Talking about Ed constantly

-Lack of sleep due to internet Ed picture splurges

-Having more than one Ed avatar or icon in use

-Incessant babble claiming of wanting to 'have his children'...

-Posts on fullmetal-alchemist

-Posts/takes Fullmetal Alchemist quizzes constantly

-Annoys friends and/or innocent passerbys/civlians by talking about Ed

To distract an Edophile, proceed to throw any Fullmetal Alchemist related figure/object a long distance. They will chase after it and never be seen again. Until they want more stuff.

Look at my daughter, shes looking at more Ed pictures. Shes such an edophile

See fullmetal alchemist, edward, edo, ed, shorty, shrimp, pipsqueak


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