What is Edslattery?
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an edslattery is when u drop a huge chudmonkey on your best mates face while he is asleep, and then proceed to get your dog to turkeyslap him until he wakes up, and when he wakes up, you shout "ED SLATTERY"
Will: Hey guys, rob fell asleep and i've got a huge dook burning a hole in my pants, u wanna give him an edslattery
Ed: Sure thing, ill do the turkey if u do the chocolate mousse
Random Words:
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tits... big tits!
in a best case szenario: with a hot lady behind 'em
"wtf! she got frightening big kumba lumbas"
See ..
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A unnoticed complement given to a pretty woman as she passes.
*pretty girl walks by*
Man 1: I'd eat there
Man 2: Oh, I could eat..
