What is Eduardo?
1.
Eduardo's are strong-willed can be very romantic will keep a girlfriend for a long time Eduardo's are also musically talented and are kind-hearted people. most Eduardo's are pacifists and hate fighting for stupid reasons. Although not the brightest Eduardo's perservere and hardly ever give up
I wish my boyfriend was an Eduardo like yours
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2.
An Eduardo is a person who has a reasonably sized penis frequently masturbates, is obessed with vaginas and plays World of Warcraft, even though they are not homophobic Eduardo's are the straightest people in the world.
Eduardo's usually have friends with the name of Bret and Reed
A man yelled "Vaaaaginaaaa." "Oh that man is such an Eduardo" said the other man
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3.
someone with a normal sized penis and loves pussy and tits and uses girls for sexual thrill. stays in relationships with girls who give no sexual thrills. hurts many girls feelings and doesn't seem to care. after using a girl he doesn't talk to them anymore.
"eduardo is such an ass. he used me for sexual thrills and then dumped me for that asshole."
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4.
a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)
"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."
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5.
Total
Boy 1: What's the name of your mate who is a total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent, spills his food all over the table and also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 2: That's Eduardo. He used to be in the Polish Air Force.
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6.
The definition of "What hangs form a man"
The name's origin is from Green Land where nothing grows except for
Ice. You know? But anywho,
Eduardo has also been a name for:
1. A man's testicles.
2. Dog shit with yellow in it
3. A non-functional or side ways penis.
4. The polite word for; "Weenie" or "Dumb Ass", "Dumb Shit"
p.s. Eduardo Hernandez is the only man who fits all of these
descriptions. So if you see him, say hello.
Ex;
1. My Eduardos hurt like a mother!
2. What the fuck did the dog eat? He left an Eduardo on the floor! Ew
3. Michael Jackson has an Eduardo.
4. a) Fucking Eduardo!
b) your boyfriend's an Eduardo!
c) Only an Eduardo gets THAT answer wrong, idiot.
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