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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..
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Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.
Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey..
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A self proclaimed genius is a person that thinks they either know everything, or that they are all that and a bag of chips.
A self proc..