What is Edward Everclear Hands?


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when you tape 2 fifths of Grain Everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.

Steve: Yo! What happen to Dave? I heard he was attempting Edward Everclear Hands Tonight!?

Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...

Steve: Was he done?!!!

Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.

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