Edward

What is Edward?


1.

Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.

Look at that boy, he's so Edward! Get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes!

See edward, cullen, twilight, holli, stephenie meyer, eddie, new moon, eclipse, gorgeous, sexy, good lord, bangable

2.

a vampire, a man who is dead on perfection, his skin glows from radiance. Someone who is terrifying but you always want to see him more. He's perfect in everyway.

edward cullen, from the book Twilight!

See edward, cullen, perfection, vampire, amazing

3.

A male English given name meaning "blessed guard". Contracted forms include: Ed, Edd, Eddie, Eddy, Ned, Neddie, Neddy, Ted, Teddy and Teddie.

Notably the given name of the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of books.

Hey, have you met Edward yet?

OMG! You mean Edward from Twilight? He's here?!

...No, Ed from our new biology class.

See edward, ed, eddy, eddie, ned, ted, edward cullen, twilight

4.

A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"

fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.

See twilight, name, ed, eddy, edd

5.

A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.

Edward: Say it. Out loud.

Bella: Vampire.

AND THE FANS GO NUTS

+FAIL+

See sparkle, fail, pathetic, no

6.

Can mean: wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sweet, kind, caring, crazy, ambitious, creative, moody, forgiving, warm-hearted, sweet, whimsical, and charming.

not to be linked to Edward Cullen, the vampire.

"See that boy, he can be an Edward sometimes!"

"awwww!"

See eddy, edward, cullen, twilight, eddie

7.

ablino crackhead with lime diease, has the smile of a rapist and should get a new weave

Bella:Edward wont do me... waahh!!!

Alice:Who gives a shit?

Bella:BITE ME!!

Alice: i eat you.

See rapist, dyke, hoe, molester, azn


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