Edward 40-hands

What is Edward 40-hands?


1.

a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.

Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."

You: "No way dude."

Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"

You: "OK I'll do it."

(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)

Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"

You: "Shut up, man."

Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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