What is Edward Jizzorhands?
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You and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. The ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.
Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.
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One of the sickest anime characters ever. Gendo kicks ass without ever having to lift a finger.
"Well done... Sinji"
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When a guy busts a load in a another man's ass, then slurps it out.
I heard that Ralph gave Homer the shrimp shooter.
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the act of getting yours from a flaky, lying girlfriend prior to break up.
I'm going to make a natty box condom, and **** her in t..
