Edward Penis Hands

What is Edward Penis Hands?

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

See douchebag, idiot, limp dick, tool, Big Booty Brown

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