Edward Penis Hands

What is Edward Penis Hands?

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

See douchebag, idiot, limp dick, tool, Big Booty Brown

Van-girl

1. The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School. "That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eight..

W/o

1. Short way of saying "with out" I am going to the store w/o my wallet. See Juan 2. Means without. Used in text and IMing. S..

Mississippi Car Wash

1. when eating a girl out and the male sneezes on the girls pussy and then whipes it off. My girlfriend was craving a mississippi car wash..

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