Edward Penis Hands

What is Edward Penis Hands?

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

See douchebag, idiot, limp dick, tool, Big Booty Brown

Kark

1. 1. An internet term intended as a substiute for harsher four letter epithet's What in the karkin hell are you doing? See damn, st..

Jigglybit

1. A unit used to measure porn storage. Often abbreviated to Jb. One eigth of a JigglyByte. "Last night Ed calculated that he has ov..

Inbreediated

1. When you get inebriated and end up sleeping with a relative. All I remember is my cousin Jeff and my cousin Susie were at the bar getti..

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