Edward Penis Hands

What is Edward Penis Hands?

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

See douchebag, idiot, limp dick, tool, Big Booty Brown

Percalate

1. V. the act of allowing time before one deficates, as to enrich the overall experiance once it occurs. After letting my poo percalate fo..

Jamram

1. an ugly idiot that farts and claims to have boobs that stupid idiot is such a jamram See stupid, idiot, farts, boobs..

Amerocentric

1. A concept where media, policy, thought, etc...focuses solely on America and all things American while failing to account for or purposel..

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