Edward Penis Hands

What is Edward Penis Hands?

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

See douchebag, idiot, limp dick, tool, Big Booty Brown

Icing The Log

1. to masterbate while on the toilet 'wheres john and whats that noise?' Reply: 'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes ..

Chubby-chaser

1. See FA, but usually refers to gay guys who prefer BHM. "He's such a chubby-chaser...if anything, he has a worse crush on Stev..

Homniscient

1. Possessing an exceptionally strong gaydar. Opposite of homoblivious. Geraldine immediately spotted that Stewart, Stuart and YoLo were t..

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