Edward Penis Hands

What is Edward Penis Hands?

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

See douchebag, idiot, limp dick, tool, Big Booty Brown

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1. To wack off vigourisly for 5 - 10 minuites until your cock is red raw, sore and floppy.... Ever had a rage wank??? See wank, power wan..

Oxy Copperfield

1. Simular to a David Copperfield, the difference being you pop a huge zit on her back instead of spitting. My face was so broke out with ..

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