Edward Penis Hands

What is Edward Penis Hands?

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

See douchebag, idiot, limp dick, tool, Big Booty Brown

Imack

1. To make eye-contact with the pretty little lady on the other side of the room. If done successfully, said babe will make her way over a..

Quarter Of

1. Fifteen minutes before or after the hour. It's quarter of 5, 5:15. See fifteen minutes 1. Fifteen minutes before or after the h..

Gynoceros

1. I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart. Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered. See woman, rhino,..

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