Edward Penis Hands

What is Edward Penis Hands?

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

See douchebag, idiot, limp dick, tool, Big Booty Brown

Om Nomables

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Earned The Tag

1. Situation that drivers encounter when some a-hole in the other car makes a dumb manuever. Then you notice their handicap license plate...

Acrapulate

1. To collect or accumulate items of nominal value, or at great discount in the second hand market. When going to garage sales, we acrapul..

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