What is Edward Penisfingers?
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A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
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Random Words:
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Underpants or panties which are never washed and worn until bodyrot sets in and removes them from all existence.
She peeled off her rag..
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to handle up on someone, to argue with, to kick someone's ass, to confront around others
You better leave that boy's car alon..
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the amount of anal sex some-one has per week. measured in cocks per hour.
Unit: cph
omg dunstan has an anal intake of 10cph
See dunst..
