What is Edward Penisfingers?
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A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
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1. Famous quote by the German philosopher Nietzsche. Also one of the most misunderstood quotes of all time.
Nietzsche: God is dead.
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A feeling of utter tiredness in the morning hours because of staying up too late watching the Olympics on television.
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A person who is irrationally violent.
That guy was talkin' shit so I got all featherstone on his bitch ass.
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