Edward Sanders

What is Edward Sanders?


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Once sitting behind rebellious youngsters in the sixth grade he was kicked out of grade school on the last day when it was discovered he had massive amounts of bestiality porn stored on his computer in Beginning Advance Typing class. He stands 6' 4" has one leg, a flock of seagulls haircut and a 1986 Twisted Sister Tour T-shirt. Also it should be noted, he has had no less than three sex changes. If you see this man have him arrested for he could rape your pet chinchilla. And that would be very very bad.

"Edward Sanders reportedly was shot with shot a .50 cal. magnum revolver loaded with baby hamsters, he then burst into flames and crashed through a window and blew up the entire parking complex, and may or may not have lived."

See bestiality, hamsters, chinchillas, 1980, jessie


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