Edward Scissorhanded

What is Edward Scissorhanded?


1.

When your Latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman.

I started bleeding after Jose edward scissorhanded me in the back of the gardening truck.

See latino, fingering, edward, ouch


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