What is Edward Scrumpyhands?
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Similar to Edward 40-hands but with two bottles of Scrumpys Cider. The Scrumpys are taped to the hands and cannot be removed until both are finished. The player can do whatever they like without spilling the bottles or removing them. Often results in an ambulance arriving.
"Matt put your dick away!"
"I can't! i can't do up my fly coz iv got these damn bottles on my hands! Damn you Edward scrumpyhands!"
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