What is Edward Winehands?
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Edward Winehands, a revolution in uncivilised drinking. Quite simply, the drinker has both hands gaffer-taped to his/her beverage of choice. With dexterity compromised, the only route to freedom, and to more drink, is to imbibe said beverages at maximum speed.
Edward Winehands events are happening all the time. Keep your eyes peeled, and your hands taped.
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When a person goes to move thier bowels, and stay on the toilet long after they are done becuase the get distracted doing something else..
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A name for a particularly long and floppy penis belonging to a gay male
Sean Seams is such a Fag-Noodle
See fag, sean, fatass..
