What is Edward Winey Hands?
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A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...
"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"
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