Edwardian Section

What is Edwardian Section?


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To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.

Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

See twilight, birth, edward


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