What is Edwardo Retardo?
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Distant retarded cousin of Dirty Sanchez, while having sex with a girl doggy style one places one's finger in her rectum and instead of wiping the finger under her nose one wipes it under there own nose.
"Man I got this hot chick in the sack last night and I was hammered, I mean hammered, and as I was shaggin her from the backside I tried to bust the ol' Dirty Sanchez but she was so good I pulled an Edwardo Retardo and sniffed if myself!!"
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Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.
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When, typically a man, tries to date a much younger female.
Tyler: Dude you should go talk to Kara, she's checking you out!
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