Edward's Law

What is Edward's Law?


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Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.

The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.

"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law

See vindictive, anal, anal sex, edward, theorem


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