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When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy p..
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A grey-bearded pirate who lives in a pineapple under the sea; who likes cabin boys and goats; and who hates the Oakland Raiders.
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Accidently sending something on your clipboard to someone who wasn't supposed to receive it.
Tim: Hi
Tim's GF: Hi babe
Tim:..