Eel Porn

What is Eel Porn?


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Pornographyinvolving the insertion of live wriggling eels into sexual orifices. Primarily enjoyed by perverts, sexual deviants, eelophiles, and aquatic pet store employees.

Hank: "Dude, I was going through some of my dad's videos last night, and I found a bunch of eel porn!"

George: "That's messed up. People who watch eel porn are sick fucks."

Hank: "Why are you squeezing your legs together like that? What's coming out of your shorts? Eew, is that an eel?!"

Hank's dad: "Hi there, Hank! Say, who's your friend? I think I saw him in a video one time!"

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